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I hate my period.

For the few men that read this journal, avert your eyes.

Alright, so it's that time of the month again. This morning I was putting on my pad in my sleep-induced stupor when I realized something strange: the little slip of paper that held the wings together was wishing me, and I quote, "A happy period."

What the fuck?

Thanks a lot, assholes. In between the vaginal bleeding, the mood swings, the cramping and the general shitiness, I will, indeed, do my damn best to have "a happy period."

What kind of phrasing is that, anyway? Who has a happy period? Periods aren't supposed to be happy. They're supposed to be your body's way of reminding you that you didn't get laid this month and therefore are not bearing a child. Since when is that happy?

I fucking hate my period.

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diclare
Jul. 24th, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC)
That sounds fabulous.
I've also heard that the Häagen Dazs chocolate sorbet is excellent.

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